The Nintendo Wii had so many good titles—Mario Kart Wii, an amazing port of Okami, Monster Hunter Tri—however it additionally had a deluge of terrible video games that weren’t definitely worth the materials they have been printed on. We’re not speaking about video games which can be so dangerous they’re good. No, we’re speaking in regards to the worst Nintendo Wii video games everybody likes to hate.
10. Anubis II
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It’s a miracle Anubis II was launched, not to mention ported to the Nintendo Wii. For those who can spare 15 to half-hour, that’s all you might want to beat the sport, offered you handle to keep away from sufficient bugs and glitches. Not one of the ranges provide any actual problem aside from timing and the occasional enemy. Heck, you’ll spend extra time preventing the digital camera than you do enemies!
Then there’s the story—or reasonably, the lack of a narrative. All it’s a must to go off of is you being Anubis making an attempt to raise the Curse of the Pharaohs, which doesn’t make any sense in case you have even a primary understanding of Egyptian mythology. And also you received’t discover any story within the first Anubis as a result of there isn’t one.
9. Balls of Fury
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Balls of Fury violently followers the flames of awful film video games. To be truthful, the film wasn’t precisely good, with the one brilliant spots being James Hong and Christopher Walken, so it didn’t have a very good basis to begin with.
The hit detection is whacky. When you’ll be able to handle to hit the ping pong ball, there’s this odd delay. And all of the whereas, the identical rock-n-roll soundtrack loops time and again.
I do know the Wii wasn’t identified for graphical constancy, however the fashions are horrific. Their mouths don’t even transfer once they speak smack, which is simply audio ripped straight from the film, may I add. Just like the soundtrack, these are on repeat, too!
8. Castlevania: Judgment
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Castlevania: Judgment ought to have been one thing worthy of its title as a result of, on paper, it sounds fairly candy: a preventing sport that includes characters like Alucard, Dracula, Trevor, and Simon Belmont. Takeshi Obata, the artist for Dying Word, did the artwork. Superior!
Nonetheless, we obtained a preventing sport with an abysmal management scheme, albeit one with an amazing artwork type. The foundation trigger was the usage of movement controls to satisfy most of the combos and particular strikes whereas not solely preventing your opponent however the digital camera, too. The Wii Distant simply wasn’t as much as the duty of performing such particular motions.
Possibly the Nintendo Change would fare higher, however till then, it’ll keep its place as one of many worst Nintendo Wii video games.
7. Ninjabread Man
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Ninjabread Man appears like enjoyable, at the least at first, however then you definately zone in on the UI and begin feeling a little bit of deja vu. In truth, the controls really feel all too acquainted. Did Ninjabread Man copy Anubis II? Nope! Ninjabread Man is one other half-baked title developed by Information Design Interactive, the builders of Anubis II, and it’s by some means worse.
Stage design was thrown utterly out the window, to not point out being smaller than Anubis II. The digital camera was a ache to cope with in Anubis II, so with the degrees being extra compact in Ninjabread Man, it’ll typically get you killed. Oh, and if you die, you’ll need to restart all the degree and aims over once more, making it needlessly arduous for what is basically a child’s sport.
I do know the Wii Distant had its justifiable share of haters, however Ninjabread Man makes it appear much more unresponsive. It’s a horrible scenario, contemplating fight is barely extra related right here, and you might want to shake the Wii Distant to make use of your katana. That’s on high of coping with the identical bugs, glitches, crashes, and poor framerate.
6. Rooster Shoot
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On paper, Rooster Shoot appears like a simple promote: it’s primarily a Duck Hunt clone, however for the Wii. Reap the benefits of the Wii’s movement controls, and you’ve got your self a chill time waster, at greatest. As a substitute, you get an especially boring point-and-click shooter with the depth of a puddle. Every thing Rooster Shoot has to supply is skilled in simply the primary 5 minutes.
All you do is pan forwards and backwards, taking pictures chickens, with nary a resistance in sight aside from the occasional tossed egg. The one factor Rooster Shoot has going for it’s its hand-drawn graphics, giving me a way of nostalgia for the previous instructional video games I keep in mind enjoying at school.
5. Cruis’n
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The Wii Distant ushered in a novel technique to play racing video games, given its movement controls, and it normally labored out nicely. There have been some stand-out titles, like Want for Velocity Carbon and Mario Kart Wii. Nonetheless, there have been some stinkers, Cruis’n being one among them.
For starters, the sport is simply too arduous to take a look at. Evaluate Cruis’n facet by facet with Cruis’n Exotica—a Nintendo 64 title—and you’ll barely inform the distinction. And don’t inform me the Wii is holding it again, not whereas Driver San Francisco will get away wanting nearly as good because it does on the Wii.
Lastly, enjoying Cruis’n is a blended expertise. Whereas the movement controls are okay, as a rule, you’ll end up transferring too far a method, forcing you to frantically course right solely to slip too far the opposite manner. That is along with random stutters and poor framerate. Cruis’n may carry the identical title, however it’s nothing like its arcade cousins.
4. Billy the Wizard: Rocket Broomstick Racing
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Billy the Wizard: Rocket Broomstick Racing (that’s a mouthful) is one other chapter in Information Design Interactive’s previous. As if making copy-paste platformers wasn’t sufficient, they went forward and made a racing sport. Good for them to strive one thing new, however now we’ve got to undergo for it.
The primary gameplay mechanic is essentially flawed. You management flight with the Wii Nunchuck. Okay, that’s awkward sufficient, however it’s nothing in comparison with the character of turning. One second, you’re turning like a tank, and the subsequent, you’re doing a whole 180. All of the whereas, your character is jerking round in myriad instructions.
What’s the Wii Distant used for then? Casting magic bolts and utilizing objects, and that too is a painful expertise. There’s an computerized lock-on system that not often works, and there’s just one merchandise within the sport—a pace enhance. So, have enjoyable with that balancing act!
3. Recreation Get together
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I perceive the necessity for get together video games, particularly if you’ve obtained a number of buddies over, however in comparison with Wii Get together, Recreation Get together is nowhere close to as entertaining. After all, there’s extra to it than that, or else we wouldn’t contemplate it one of many worst Nintendo Wii video games!
With simply seven mini-games to play, Recreation Get together didn’t have a lot going for it. Solely two are arguably any enjoyable: air hockey and possibly shuffleboarding. It wasn’t simply the standard of the mini-games however the irritating controls that didn’t fairly do what you wished them to. However if you lastly suppose you could have the dangle of it, the sport breaks on you.
Poor controls, mini-games, and bugs—that’s three for 3. Regardless of Wii Sports activities having simply 5 mini-games, they’re all enjoyable. It was additionally bundled with the Wii totally free.
2. Ju-On: The Grudge
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Let me preface this entry by saying I really like Ju-On (the film); I even just like the American remake from 2004. Ju-On: The Grudge ought to have been a slam dunk for me, however it abuses a pet peeve of mine: leap scares. Hardly ever, if ever, are leap scares justified or earned, and the sport palms them out prefer it’s going out of favor.
Some may need labored in the event you had some semblance of management over your character. The gameplay quantities to looking a number of rooms right here and there on the pace of a snail. You possibly can’t run, struggle, or use weapons; you simply have a flashlight. When The Grudge does seem and assaults, the sport throws QTEs at you.
For me, the nail within the coffin is the sound design, a significant side of horror. Ju-On: The Grudge is all the time uncomfortably quiet when it ought to fill that silence with significant results to construct up stress. Solely then will a leap scare repay, irrespective of how low cost. The sport did one factor proper: it made me admire the movies much more.
1. Rock ‘n’ Roll Adventures
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With Rock ‘n’ Roll Adventures, we’ve come full circle! This time, you aren’t lifting a curse in Egypt, being a wizard or a ninja, however an Elvis look alike as a result of, you already know, Elvis was culturally related in 2007. The degrees now tackle a musical aesthetic like audio system and clouds, together with the identical primary platformer seen in Information Design Interactive’s different video games.
You higher get used to it as a result of Rock ‘n’ Roll Adventures not often has enemies. On the uncommon event, you come throughout any, you’ll membership them to loss of life with a guitar in a cloud of digital elements. That’s unusual in and of itself, however even weirder realizing the enemies are principally drums and cymbals. However when have these video games made any sense?
How becoming that we finish our record of the worst Nintendo Wii video games with one other Information Design Interactive bomb. Talking of Nintendo, how a few shift in tone? If you need good video games, you’ll be able to take a look at the perfect on-line Wii U and 3DS video games!